The Council needs to grab some cash
To fill the hole they’ve made
But should our Library have to go
To see their debts are paid?
“Oh, you’ll be right” they blithely say
“We’ll get a mobile van
It won’t be there much in the month
So catch it if you can”.
But let Ilukans have a say
In how to budget best
We’d sell the Council’s office space
To house some homeless guests.
YOU move into the mobile van
And to further shrink the price
We’d outsource all the planning stuff
To Mumbai’s girls and guys!